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Donkey wrong Depressing evidence that the Gwyneths are taking over the asylum... there are currently 11 animal milks which don’t come from cows widely available to purchase. Camel milk is the closest in taste to human mother’s milk, , donkey milk has therapeutic qualities – and cockroach milk is exceptional quality, but difficult to get unless the Honey I Shrunk The Kids machine happens IRL. Dia-folicle The latest in hand news: hair nails. Quite an achievement that they’re stomach-churning even before you think about the practicalities of the wearer going to the loo. Bleurgh-vo!