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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 The Sun is obscured by your ruler Saturn. It’s panic stations. Though you are worrying about something yet to happen. You have been wildly misinformed. You haven’t been spurned. Someone in another location is planning a rare excursion. It’s every Capricorn’s dream. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 You may receive a genuine offer today. However, with the Sun at odds with Saturn in Sagittarius, somebody has their own business plan. And it could cost you a considerable fortune, though they believe they’re worth it. Prove it. If memory serves, don’t they owe you money from before? For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 A row may continue into the night. You simply don’t have time to argue. Nor do you have the power to go toe to toe with somebody – better to back down. The most encouraging response comes, of course, from a partner who is so outraged. God knows what they might do. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 The Sun at odds with Saturn denotes that the roads are congested or overcrowded, and travelling to work is a pain. To add to the nightmare, a mad dash later today. Though somebody may convince you to stay. This may turn out to be the nicest part of the journey. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 The Sun challenged by Saturn urges you not to mix business and pleasure. Doubtless an argument will rage on until the river of money runs dry. This isn’t a trivial amount of cash being splashed out. At least someone you have a special weakness for will make up the rest. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 A partner’s understated proposal may be greeted as a hoot. The family will boot that idea out the door and your bags onto the street if you’re not too careful. In that case, what takes place next could well bring the house down. Or else the happiest day of your year? For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 The Sun overshadowed by Saturn may upset your plans. You don’t have enough energy to fight the system or whatever challenges life throws at you. Better to manage the simple stuff today. One arrangement should go like a dream. Safe passage back, then off to sleep. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 You may not get others to pay for a coffee, let alone pay you every last penny they owe. Though you should feel marginally less hard done by after a goodwill gesture. Clearly someone cares enough to dole out some money today. You can’t begin to express your love. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 The Sun in Virgo squaring up to Saturn may coincide with a few home truths. After a flaming row, your anger should slowly subside, and you can then discuss things rationally. The idea of moving may be vetoed today. Still, that’s a relief – you can carry on living in sin. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 At times, others can be tedious and even insufferable today. You’ve had quite enough, and have half a mind to call it quits and work for a charity. Yet there is some riveting news to come, of which you are only dimly aware. It should be a massive boost. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 The Sun is at odds with Saturn, and you may need a calculator – for surely you have been robbed by a so-called friend. There must be some sort of legal action you can take? On a brighter note, an invitation should be readily accepted today. Any reason for your sudden popularity? For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 Admittedly, your hopes could be dashed. You can cope with that. You haven’t got a big ego It’s someone’s constant digs that hurt. Pompous twit. At this rate, you could develop an inferiority complex. But some sort of success is indicated today. As a PR stunt, nothing beats it. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)