BANK BLOBS

Noel Edmonds is in dispute with the bank HBOS claiming it “robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my longstanding friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my self-respect, my reputation, my privacy, my physical and mental health, my security, my image rights, my collection of classic cars and very nearly my life”. What a bunch of utterly callous shysters.

Fancy taking all that off the man but leaving him with Mr Blobby?