Date with a Tory is not a Fab idea
THERESA May has let slip that Tory MP Michael Fabricant will appear on Channel 4’s Celebrity First Dates.
The show revolves around people who have never met dining in a restaurant and chatting each other up as 42 cameras catch their body language from different angles.
The good news for C4 is that with Fabricant they’ll only need one camera – as there will only be one reaction from his unfortunate dining partner.
A gobsmacked look which says: “I don’t know what that is on his head but it looks like it’s about to fall into his soup.”