5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 The pianist punched for trying to win back his girlfriend by non-stop playing in a Bristol park. Can whoever did it move on to Elton John now? 2 Robot teachers tipped to massively improve the nation’s prospects within a decade. It’s not really working with a robot Prime Minister though, is it? 3 Has anyone met a cabbie yet who doesn’t think there’s going to be a nuclear war soon? 4 Stephen Hawking saying man will colonise other planets over the coming century. Anyone else waiting for Jeremy Hunt’s take on that before deciding if he’s right? 5 If Jacob Rees-Mogg were PM and Boris Johnson Foreign Secretary would the Government resemble Laurel & Hardy starring in Two Chumps at Oxford?