5 And so to the BIG QUES­TIONS of the week

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1 The pi­anist punched for try­ing to win back his girl­friend by non-stop play­ing in a Bris­tol park. Can who­ever did it move on to El­ton John now? 2 Ro­bot teach­ers tipped to mas­sively im­prove the na­tion’s prospects within a decade. It’s not re­ally work­ing with a ro­bot Prime Min­is­ter though, is it? 3 Has any­one met a cab­bie yet who doesn’t think there’s go­ing to be a nu­clear war soon? 4 Stephen Hawk­ing say­ing man will colonise other plan­ets over the com­ing cen­tury. Any­one else wait­ing for Jeremy Hunt’s take on that be­fore de­cid­ing if he’s right? 5 If Ja­cob Rees-Mogg were PM and Boris John­son For­eign Sec­re­tary would the Gov­ern­ment re­sem­ble Laurel & Hardy star­ring in Two Chumps at Ox­ford?

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