My dislike of former chancellor George Osborne

once knew no bounds, but lately I’ve found myself having to admit to a sneaking new regard for the trim-bodied, trim-haired George – especially as he now comes accessorised with a massive thumping grudge following his instant dismissal by Theresa May when she became Prime Minister. George says he “will not rest” until the PM is “chopped up in bags” in his freezer. Which brings a whole new meaning to the saying revenge is a dish best served cold.