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Poodle canoodle A Devon campsite is offering people whose want their dogs to breed the chance to come for a weekend to find their, ahem, pawfect partner. Yup, it’s a canine Love Island. There will be an area called Pied, where dogs who haven’t been able to find love can enjoy a delicious pie, a ‘stick it on him’ mixer, and a ceremony crowning the winning couple. Further details are hard to find, but I think we can safely assume Caroline Flack will be hosting it nightly on ITV2.