Daily Mirror

Oh no! – it’s the kids’ ‘Yes Day’

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Proving there’s few so daft as the rich and famous, actress Jennifer Garner has revealed she spends ‘Yes Days’ with her kids – occasions on which she agrees with everything they suggest.

Clearly she’s either lying (to us or the kids) or her children are seriously weird and undemandin­g.

To test the theory I suggested a ‘Yes Day’ to my seven and 10-year-olds. If we’d proceeded with the plan this is how the day would have ended...

We’d have two bulldog puppies (named Gary and Barry), adopted twin babies (girls ideally but boys will do), a full size football pitch out the back, no spellings, reading or homework ever again, Coca-Cola free flowing from the kitchen tap (Sprite in the bathroom), Moaoms for dinner and FIFA 18. Oh, and a donkey. Who lives indoors.

In our house, we will definitely be sticking to ‘We’ll See Days’.

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