You’ve got to be taking the Mickey

Strictly dancers were made to cover up their tattoos to perform last weekend’s Walt Disney sequence on strict orders from the Disney Corporation, who refused to allow any body inkings to be seen because they aren’t in keeping with their brand values.

Really? If I’d been one of the show’s producers I’d have agreed, then made the dancers cover their tattoos with signs saying: “Disney is an evil, money-grubbing, brain-washing, empire. They don’t make your dreams come true. They just take the Mickey. Please boycott.”