Sleazy pair spark a Greek tragedy

The bride snapped performing a “sex act” (a pastime only ever found in national newspapers) in front of a Greek monastery is apparently “mortified” by all the attention.

Now thousands of couples have been left devastated after the outraged local bishop banned their weddings from taking place at the sacred site.

Carly and Matthew Lunn claim they posed for the shot to reflect their “unique” sense of humour.

I think for unique we can all read “sleazy attention-seeking”. Still, at least there is one guaranteed cure for such behaviour... marriage.