Going down...

Theme bark Disneyworld has announced that dogs are now allowed to stay the night... although it looks like they’ll have to share a hotel room with their people rather than get any privacy. Depending on your point of view, this is either a triumphant landmark moment in canine rights, or blatantly cat-ist. No prizes for guessing which here.

Cookie doh! Everyone accepts that political correctness completely lost its marbles long ago, and yet sometimes there can still be surprises within the craziness. Cookie Monster from Sesame Street has become a fan of healthy eating, and now considers cookies “a sometimes food”. Conclusive proof that nothing is sacred. S’pose we should just be grateful he’s not a vegan. Yet.