5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 BBC axing Crimewatch. When they told presenter Jeremy Vine did they soften the blow with “Don’t have nightmares, do sleep well”.

2

Cliff Richard announcing a 60th anniversary tour for October 2018. Who’s going to tell the 77-year-old that’s what’s known as tempting fate?

3

Many people finding James Corden unfunny after his “my friend” Harvey Weinstein gags. What bit of him did they find funny before?

4

GPs to ask everyone their sexual orientation. Seeing as pensioners are the only people able to get an appointment can I wish the doctors good luck with that?

5

Why is Pets At Home called Pets At Home? Where else are we supposed to keep them?