Flippin’ Beke, it’s Argh-tic monkey

Strictly’s Anton du Beke is releasing a debut singing album of big band tunes in which he belts out his versions of classics, like Puttin’ On The Ritz. The album is called From The Top. Which is a coincidence.

As I’m guessing Arctic Monkeys singer Alex Turner will feel like hurling himself from the top of his apartment block when he realises that inane ball of gormless vacuity is also covering I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor.