And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Bill Oddie saying he’s got a condition where he hears bagpipes in his ears every day. Is that nature’s revenge for inflicting The Goodies on us?

2 How unwise was Donald Trump releasing secret papers about JFK’s assassination? It’s not as though he needs to give too many people any ideas is it?

3 Why does Theresa May need divorce dinners with EU officials who leak all the details? Why not be like other couples and send death threats down the phone?

4 Tory ministers wanting to kill all returning ISIS fighters. Surely their wait for Universal Credit will kill them first?

5 Owners of toxic cars fined £10 for entering London. Why aren’t coffee bar owners charged the same for selling cups of brown stuff generating killer toxic breath?