REALITY

BBC1, 9pm After last week’s footballing fiasco, it’s now time for the challenge that everyone loves – the ‘list of weird stuff to buy as cheaply as possible and against the clock’ task.

And not that he’s a rampant egotist or anything, but the nine items are all about Lord Shuggs himself. It’s his 70th birthday and so he’s chosen items that are connected to his life in some way.

Like an Amstrad computer, a car aerial, Jewish baked goods and a Spurs scarf. Basically they’re shopping for his birthday. And things are as painful, petty and full of bickering as usual.

Especially with Joanna as project manager, who hates at least 80% of her team, with the feeling most definitely mutual.

While one team chooses to ignore the time deadline to get all the items, the other makes it back on schedule but with some items missing. No doubt that will upset the birthday boy...

DIVISIVE PM Joanna