And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

Can we do a prisoner swap with Iran whereby they release Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe and we give them Boris Johnson?

2

After Pestminster, is anyone else amazed the MPs’ expenses scandal didn’t throw up a mountain of claims submitted with Ann Summers’ receipts?

3

Is the worst fear about interest rates rising again not the possibility of losing your home but being sent into a coma in a pub by a mortgage-rate bore?

4

Brexiteers saying if there’s no EU trade deal we should start digging in our gardens and allotments. To put down spuds or make a mass family grave?

5

Has there ever been a winter which we weren’t told would be the worst since a mythical winter in the 60s that no one can remember?