I could go nuts for perfect diet

Nuts could be the key to long life with regular eaters 20% less likely to suffer heart disease. Well that’s me sorted then... Snickers on Monday. A big purple Quality Street on Tuesday. Cadbury’s Picnic on Wednesday. Nutella for Thursday.

And some Fruit and Nut on Friday.

The perfect diet for healthy living.

Britain’s most married man Ron Sheppard, 69, is on the lookout for love again after being dumped by wife number 9.

That really is hope over experience.