As he writes and sends his letter to Santa, a boy asks his stepmum what she’s hoping for. “Loads,” she grins, before gleefully filling her trolley with festive supermarket food.
On Christmas Day, the most considerate son in Britain asks: “Did you get everything you asked for?”
Cue the heartstrings as she looks around the table at her family and realises she got everything she wanted. Brian says: “More wrapping paper than emotionally satisfying.” Budget rating: ££ Bauble rating: 3