MOR­RISONS

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As he writes and sends his let­ter to Santa, a boy asks his step­mum what she’s hop­ing for. “Loads,” she grins, be­fore glee­fully filling her trol­ley with fes­tive su­per­mar­ket food.

On Christ­mas Day, the most con­sid­er­ate son in Bri­tain asks: “Did you get ev­ery­thing you asked for?”

Cue the heart­strings as she looks around the ta­ble at her fam­ily and re­alises she got ev­ery­thing she wanted. Brian says: “More wrap­ping pa­per than emo­tion­ally sat­is­fy­ing.” Bud­get rat­ing: ££ Bauble rat­ing: 3

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