5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

If the next object of Brexit is to chase Canadian or Norwegian models, wouldn’t Mick Jagger be a better old man to have in charge than David Davis?

2

Why, whenever you use anything these days are you asked for feedback? How long before your toilet asks you to rate its flushing?

3

How can a country which leads its TV national news on the fact a bit of snow has fallen believe it will be much better off going it alone?

4

Donald Trump planning to put another American on the Moon. Is he after opening a golf course resort up there because he’s seen it’s got lots of natural bunkers?

5

How come women have a never-ending supply of ideas for Christmas gifts yet men have roughly none?