Going down...

By Royal disappointment

The current mood of the nation – thrilled for Prince Harry – has been heartwarming, touching and unifying... and now it’s time to cash in on it.

As well as Harry and Megan mugs, adorned with handdrawn portraits apparently done by the least artistic of my cats, you can also buy a commemorative thimble.

Oh, and let’s not forget high quality jewellery, as pictured here. Wonder if the bookies are taking bets on what she won’t be wearing on her wedding day, too?

Christmas Being sad any time of the year is rubbish, but at this one it’s absolutely brutal. Maybe if we all tried to be mindful of the fact that the festive season isn’t ho ho ho-tastic for everyone, it might make the experience slightly easier for those struggling through it. Worth a try, eh?