And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Anyone else see Prince William impersonating a galloping horse in the Royal Box at the Variety Performance and think how much we miss seeing Princess Anne?

2 Next year I’m making Michael McIntyre advent calendars where every December day a new picture of him pops out and you get to slap it. Any advance orders?

3 With the homeless crisis we’re in, would Mary, Joseph and the ass today be told there was no room in the shop doorway?

4 If councils hadn’t licensed huts bearing signs in German, would anyone be seen dead standing in a city centre street drinking hot wine?

5 What a great advert for winning manufacturing orders after Brexit is that £3billion warship we built that lets in water?