Sex? Oh yes please, boss

HILARIOUS howlers in job seekers’ CVs include applicants asking for sex, huge payrises and even revealing they are only applying to keep their benefits.

The festive period is a key time for applications but experts say nine in 10 letters are binned.

Among those sent to recruitment firm CV Squad are one which said: “Sex – Yes Please!”, another read: “Current job: Broke. (No one will employ me).”

Boss Ben Muir said: “People apply willy-nilly.”