DOUBLE NO 7 TO JAMES

I’m told he’s the name on everyone’s lips – but James Norton? I only know Graham Norton. Here in the panto bubble I’m informed Norton’s currently starring in McMafia and tipped as the next James Bond. Well, for what it’s worth, in my opinion there’s only one man for that job – Idris Elba. Sorry James, Idris is gorgeous, he’s perfect for the part, and it’s about time we had a black Bond.