Tweet treats just keep on coming

It is a measure of the man’s true greatness that by January 2 we already had two candidates for the Donald Trump Tweet Of The Year award.

First he boasted that his “very strict” aviation policies were behind zero commercial passenger jet deaths across the world last year. In reality, America has seen no deaths from US commercial airline accidents since 2009. Then we had the warning to Kim Jong-un that Trump has a bigger nuclear button than he does.

We live in a truly special time, folks, when a little rich kid, indulged beyond belief and riddled with personal inadequacies due to a father complex has somehow been given power over our lives.

And who chooses to sit in a nursery, comparing the size of the hole in his belly with an equally spoilt little rich kid suffering from a father complex, on the other side of the world.

Welcome to the most advanced moment in the history of the most intelligent species ever to inhabit the Earth.