POLLYOMETER

Going down... Japan au chocolat Yes, it’s only just begun, but it’s already definite that this year will go down in history. Turns out 2018 was when we finally, officially ran out of culinary fusions left to attempt. In coincidental news, the latest food fad is Crossushi – a croissant with sushi in the middle of it.

Wacky spaces You know the joy of finding a truly great parking space and then smugly indicating while congratulating yourself on spotting it because no one else has? Then you prepare to pull in and at the very, very last minute notice the Smartcar parked in it? If you pretend to be someone else when online dating, it’s called Catfishing... so now this has been christened Parking Catfishing. No, we can’t stop it happening, but at least now there’s a name for it.