And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

If someone gives you a comedy club voucher as a present are they really saying they think you’ve got no funny mates?

2

Tories planting a forest from Liverpool to Hull. Is this their version of Trump’s wall, designed to keep northerners away from southern jobs and neighbourhoods?

3

Why didn’t the Golden Globes recognise this year’s greatest contribution to TV – Netflix’s introduction of a SKIP RECAP option?

4

Pubs staying open until 1am on Royal Wedding night. Surely if the usual fawners are on form we’ll need longer than that to get smashed off our skulls?

5

Labour vowing to allow the Daily Mail on all trains after re-nationalisation. Will the Tories scare Labour voters with the slogan “Vote Corbyn, get the Daily Mail”?