Bradley’s pal losing battle
The 40 best things about being a bloke
1. Not having to deal with ‘time
of the month’. 2. Not having to give birth. 3. Cheaper haircuts. 4. Not having to shave your
legs, armpits etc. 5. Being able to go to the pub on
your own. 6. You can wear the same pair
of shoes every day. 7. You can wee anywhere. 8. Being able to get ready to go
out in ten minutes 9. No queues for the loo. 10. No ‘putting your face on’. 11. Lad banter. 12. Being able to get ready for
work in ten minutes. 13. Watching footie with mates. 14. Not having to think as much
about work dress codes. 15. Being able to have a fourminute phone call and say absolutely everything that needs to be said. 16. Go to the toilet without a
support group. 17. Clothes are cheaper. 18. Grey hair adds character. 19. Being able to arrange a night
out in 10 minutes. 20. No getting waxed. 21. Older age is kinder. 22. Not being as “bitchy”. when
it comes to friendships. 23. Not worrying so much about
your figure. 24. Watching other live
sporting events with pals. 25. Go shirtless on a hot day. 26. Fewer fashion trends to
choose from. 27. Not having to straighten
your hair. 28. Lads’ holidays 29. Boobs don’t get in the way. 30. Being able to grow a beard. 31. Not having to try clothes on
before you buy them. 32. Being able to be chivalrous. 33. Being asked to do “manly
jobs” like unscrewing jar lids. 34. Catching up with bloke mates without having to tell each other everything. 35. Men don’t gossip. 36. You get a “man space”, such as a garage or shed. 37. It’s okay if you break wind among your male peers. 38. Nobody worries if you’re still single in your mid-30s. 39. Everything in the world is black or white. 40. Play with Lego and Nerf guns without being judged.