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Going down... Spitting image A Saudi beauty contest for camels had to enforce its no Botox rule last week and disqualify a dozen animals. The harsh reality is that the only plastic surgery people notice is bad plastic surgery, so it’s totally likely the winner of the competition had succumbed to an injection or two, too. We’ll need to check the photos, and see if it looked surprised when it won... Kitty in pink We will soon be able to buy pink Kit Kats. Flavoured with the Ruby cocoa bean, they have apparently been in development for over 10 years. In other words, it wasn’t broke, and yet someone just wasted a decade trying to fix it. Gross.