Two weddings and our funeral
News that Princess Eugenie has bagged a gormless, toothy, thick-asTarmac quilt who is a mini-me version of her father, right down to not having what’s known in the trade as a ‘proper job’ has shown the royals once again coming to the defence of a Tory government – this time in spades.
Just as the IMF predicts higher than expected growth this year for every major economy except the UK, due to Brexit, up they pop with a double whammy distraction: two weddings. There aren’t enough commemorative royal his ‘n’ her tea towels being made in Taiwan to soak up all my tears.