STARS &TOONS
Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 Family and friends getting you down? Nothing like a bit of retail therapy or a shopping spree, even though this may not be a cheap and cheerful weekend. Admittedly, you have enough cash at your disposal not to worry about your personal needs. That’s the spirit. “Who me, selfish?” For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 Contradictory aspects to both Mercury and Venus in Aquarius signify a time of fairly mixed responses. Amazing highs, followed by a few lows. Why, just because you refuse to hold yourself accountable for your actions? Rebel without a cause, more like! You owe it to yourself to be happy. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 Venus is at odds with Jupiter this weekend. There may be a game of cat and mouse going on. Maybe you are chasing an impossible dream? Keep travel plans to a minimum and don’t spend too much time glancing at your watch. Do you really miss someone that much? For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 People come and go. Yes, it’s true you may be more emotionally dependent on friends for support. If not, spend most of the weekend with them enjoying your freedom. No need to pay a fortune for entertainment. What is on offer is a fleeting distraction, not a route to poverty. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Your confidence will rise and dip this weekend. Don’t allow others to make you feel inadequate in order to make themselves look big. You should be able to generate your own excitement. Remember, Venus your ruler is at odds with Jupiter so you cannot be pressured into continuing a relationship. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Come rain or shine, you seem determined to have a good time. Even though you have just returned from a break and are expected to toe the line. It’s not too late to arrange a change of scenery. What are you supposed to do? Spend the weekend getting bored out of your mind? For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 You may not be used to such an opulent lifestyle. A trip to the supermarket would normally suffice. However, you could benefit through others’ generosity, even if there is a small price to pay. Since when is anything free? In fact, you should have few regrets this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 You admit you haven’t had too many great experiences lately. Not when it comes to romance. Despite this, you and someone are magically attracted. True, with Venus at odds with Jupiter you could end up throwing house bricks at each other this weekend. Spend some time apart. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 There is no rest for the wicked. Chances are you may spend part of the weekend hard at work. At least you should get some satisfaction and you don’t mind a challenge at the best of times. Where’s the solace or motivation in that, when others aren’t prepared to lift a finger? For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 By nature you’re a born romantic. Remember, Venus your ruler is at odds with Jupiter. You may learn a costly lesson. Not that you will get the cold shoulder this weekend. It’s pointless throwing yourself at the nearest admirer when what you yearn for is closer than you think. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 For you, Venus challenged by Jupiter in Scorpio may force you to reorganise your domestic arrangements. You won’t just be sprawled on the sofa. Nice idea, if the family is out, though you should be in clover once the weekend is over, if you can survive all of this moving around. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 With Mars in Sagittarius aligned with Mercury, others are inclined to make you slightly jittery. What have you got planned this weekend, and what’s the rush? There could be a few crossed-wires but since when does life run smoothly? You may be truly surprised by one encounter. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)