LONGEST POLE TO BAT AWAY COLE
So farewell then, Brendan Cole.
Somewhat predictably, the diva of the dancefloor left in a final hissy fit, claiming chief judge Shirley Ballas disliked him because he’d knocked her back when she tried it on.
Oh do me a favour. (No, obviously not like that, Brendan).
Super smart Shirley has responded by saying she wouldn’t touch him with a bargepole.
I reckon even a stick that long is way too short to keep bombastic Brendan at bay.
I look forward to following the next instalment in his career… as third dancer from the left in panto somewhere near Cleethorpes.