Jacob Rees-Mogg

doesn’t understand EU plans to punish Britain if it fails to abide by their rules during Brexit transition. So let me explain it in words he’ll understand. If one is a naughty boy and does a plop-plop where one shouldn’t,

nanny smacks your botty-botty and sends you to bed without a night-night story.

Now, less of your chitter-chatter or nanny won’t read you your favourite CS Lewis tale about Boris, Michael and Liam: The Liar, the Snitch and the Xenophobe.