It’s time to get a Richard quick

On a Valentine’ s theme, it emerges I’m married to Britain’s second most attractive man. Or his name, anyway. According to experts, Richard is the second sexiest name in the country, after James and just ahead of Tom.

For women Sarah tops the list followed by Sophie and Charlotte, proving my long held concern that men always prefer posh girls.

I don’t appear to feature anywhere on the list of allure. No change there then.