Next PM? Send in the clowns…

Who’s that on an NHS trolley in the corridor of power?

Why, it’s Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt “taking soundings” about his plot to succeed Theresa May. Off his trolley, more like.

Meanwhile, there was more perspiration than inspiration in his rival Boris Johnson’s phoney plea for national unity. Bojo sweated his way through a speech, constantly wiping his forehead.

Must be the previous night’s champers. I always said he couldn’t hold his drink.