JEN JUST HAS BAD TASTE…

And now to the big questions facing the planet… Why can’t Jennifer Aniston hold onto a husband? And why does Kylie at 50 still wish she “should be so lucky, lucky, lucky…” Or alternatively we could consider those questions rarely mentioned anywhere on earth… like why Hugh Grant is pushing 60 and still not settled down or why Leonardo DiCaprio’s good looks can’t win him a wife. It remains a universal truth that a single woman is deemed “sad” while a single man is a “swordsman”. If Jen Aniston really does have a problem, I reckon it’s nothing worse than chronic bad taste in selfobsessed blokes who, like Justin Theroux, “want to feel cutting edge and different”. Dear God.