POLLYOMETER

Not cool for cats In case there’s any uncertainty, I’d like to clearly state for the record that I am, largely speaking, pro cat. But this new breed, the Selkirk Rex aka Poodle Cat? No. A step too far. Even the whiskers are curly... so if you are tempted to get one, bear in mind how much time you’d spend explaining that no, it hadn’t just been electrocuted.

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly Everyone hates jellyfish – they spoil holidays and make fishermen’s lives a nightmare... so we should get on board with the team of Danish researchers who have devised a method to turn them into chips. If you can’t beat ’em, after all, why not eat ’em? Yeah, me neither.