Forget bins, he’s robot phwoaar!

The news has been bubbling in recent days that scientists have built the first £11,000 “companion” robot aimed at women.

Although according to one paper, despite his prowess the bad news for women is “he can’t take the bins out”. While another regretted he “can’t do the hoovering”. Er.. but he is 6ft, smouldering, has a six pack and can recite poetry.

Sorry to break it to you fellas, but we really wouldn’t give a flying fig about the bins...

Joan Collins has been sharing her secrets for a happy marriage.One of her golden nuggets is “ignore any annoying habits”.Presumably divorcing her first four husbands was the most effective method of ignoring such habits?