Ew sure, Mary?

Ewan McGregor’s new young love has dumped him, apparently because she hated being called a homewrecker.

Yeah right. I imagine the real reason Mary Elizabeth Winstead, 33, has dumped the movie star is she’s woken up to the sobering fact that bagging yourself a 46-year-old mid-life-crisised narcissist who’s just abandoned a 22-year marriage and four heartbroken children is about as much fun as gargling Dettol. SPLIT McGregor’s new love has done a runner

BBC Breakfast host Steph McGovern is quite right when she claims “posh women earn a hell of a lot more” than she does. Although, for accuracy, posh blokes earn a hell of a lot more than she does too. It’s called Britain 2018. A land where equality lies somewhere over the rainbow.

Good to see The Real Marigold Hotel is back for a new series. No? Oh, it’s a new Rolling Stones tour.