And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Research claiming boys who look like their dads get more attention from them as they feel they’re theirs. Is that why you rarely see Prince Charles talking to Harry?

2

Were right-wing editors enraged over Sergei Skripal’s attempted murder because they were hoping if any spy was to be poisoned it would be Jeremy Corbyn?

3

This crackdown on “the secondary ticketing sector”. Why don’t we just call it banging up touts?

4

Is Greggs employing bouncers the easiest job ever? How hard is it to chase a lard arse down the road who’s robbed a steak slice?

5

Can I remind all men it’s Mother’s Day tomorrow so they need to get down to the local garage pronto as those £4.99 forecourt bouquets get snapped up rather quickly?