5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

Caffe Nero paying no corporation tax in 10 years despite £2billion sales. Should their motto be “Nero fiddled while the economy burned”?

2

A graduate suing Anglia Ruskin University for £60k because her “Mickey Mouse” degree didn’t get her a job. Will their defence be she needs to contact Disney?

3

Fury over China giving its head of state a job for life. How come no one seems to mind that we do it?

4

Is there anything more punchable than trying to sign up for something online and seeing the words: “Let’s get you started”?

5

A study claiming people with strong handshakes have healthy hearts. Why didn’t it add those who give too-strong ones have an unhealthy likeness to a t*sser?