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DROOPY Caroline with an ugly dog

C4, 8pm “My great great-grandfather invented the digestive biscuit,” announces Made In Chelsea’s Jamie Laing with pride. Baking is in his blood, but he admits he had “never touched flour” until a few days earlier, when presumably he decided to have a practice run.

There’s an almost admirable lack of talent in the tent as another four celebs roll up their sleeves for Stand Up To Cancer. “I’ve never baked, ever,” says singer Ella Eyre.

Musical comedian Tim Minchin adds, “I’m generally just making it up”, while leader of the Scottish Conservative party Ruth Davidson admits she would have run a mile if this wasn’t for charity.

Anyway, they must make loaf cakes (“moist and light, not a great brick”, warns Prue), a technical of tiramisu sandwich biscuits, then a meringue tower showstopper.

One baker inspires Paul Hollywood to utter the immortal words: “That’s got to be the worst cake that’s ever been baked in the tent.” ITV, 8pm

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes it’s just very difficult to see.

WINGING IT Tim Minchin hasn’t got a clue