Fake licence for plonkers
POLICE pulled over a motorist driving without insurance who had a fake Del Boy Trotter licence.
Officers discovered the licence in the name of the sitcom character inside the Renault Megane on the A47 in Norfolk.
The card was for a threewheeler and had a Tower Hamlets address as seen in Only Fools and Horses.
Police tweeted: “#Bonnet DeDouche everybody, not even this #Plonkers fake licence could stop their car being seized.”