STORMY WITHER
Don’t you just love Stormy Daniels, the porn star who’s 100 times smarter than the current President of the United States? Her “Does just talking about yourself normally work?” comeback after he propositioned her is a classic putdown. The only sting in the tail being that, unfortunately, when it came to the Presidential election, it DID work.
Hollywood star Emily Blunt reckons “As soon as you have children you are in a sort of perpetual state of slight distraction”. Which explains why I carry two shopping bags with me wherever I’m working, whatever I’m doing, just in case I see “something they’d like for dinner”, “something they might need for school”, “something that’s their favourite”, “something to cheer them up”, “something for a treat”. Something that, funnily enough, never seems to occur to my husband.