4. Ballroom dancing

Laura: “I think I am on Strictly after a few Sauvignon Blancs, but I haven’t had any formal dance lessons since I was a kid. I wouldn’t know where to start with the Waltz or Tango.”

Tony: “Judging from photos from my youth, Laura likes to remind me that I modelled myself on John Travolta in the late 1970s. But I’ve got two left feet. God knows how I’ll dance with Laura on her wedding day if she ever ties the knot. We will have to get dad and daughter lessons!” Laura: No Tony: No