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7. Mending a car engine

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Laura: “I get covered in black grease just opening the bonnet of my little Renault Clio. No, thanks! Dad has shown me how to do this before, in vain. Why get filthy when I can nip into a garage?”

Tony: “I tried to give Laura a car masterclas­s when she passed her test five years ago, but she clearly hasn’t listened to a word I’ve said. I even have to help her open the bonnet. And she has the cheek to criticise my driving!” Laura: No Tony: Yes

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