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Going up... Cat Man Don’t

Firefighters in Virginia, USA just had to rescue a man who got stuck in a tree trying to rescue a cat who was stuck in a tree. To be fair, it was a really tall tree, but still, when something that dad joke-y happens in your real life, it’s probably time to reassess. Don’t worry though, he was fine. (And the man was, too). (I assume).

Black Moody

Important lesson for us all here – there’s no point putting on a brave face for a horse.

A new study has shown that their brains can not only register what mood a human’s in, it will remember, too – ie horses hold grudges.

They like being smiled at – another important lesson – unless you don’t mind being crossed off a few equine Christmas card lists.

Going down...

The Breakfast Shrub Because life isn’t quite miserable enough already, breakfast salads now exist. What better way to start your day than with the killer combo of lettuce and egg yolk... maybe they help you lose weight because they put you right off lunch?

Brazil nut

This Brazilian football fan had his club’s shirt tattooed on his body. It covers 40% of him and took 90 hours to complete over 32 separate sessions. He has a wife who “accepted it”. Presumably she got “I have a headache” inked on her forehead at the same time.