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Mental dentals You could almost applaud the person who thought of these – because they’re definitely original... if only they weren’t so vile. Good for improving personal efficiency though – if you had to fight for something tooth and nail you could do it with one hand.

Why fronts? Obviously it’s extremely irresponsible not to care about the environment and we should all be committed to reducing water waste. But these new pants which use technology to kill bacteria meaning you can wear them for several days at a time?