Daily Mirror

Wedding a right royal Hullabaloo

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I’m in Chester today with Pauline but the royals have forced us apart.

While she will be with her pals having a party to watch the wedding, I’ll probably go down the pub for a pint.

I wish Harry and Meghan well. But I can’t stick the fawning wall-to-wall coverage. And I’m not alone – 66% of the public are not interested and Hull is the only local authority in England not to have received a single applicatio­n for a royal wedding street party.

I’m not surprised. In 1642 we turned King Charles I away from the gates of Hull. It ended up starting the English Civil War, Charles being executed and Britain becoming a republic.

 ??  ?? NO THANKS Harry and Meghan
NO THANKS Harry and Meghan

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