KYLIE’S A HIT SINGLE AT 50

Spinster Madeline Dye celebrated her 106th birthday this week, saying the secret to her long life is remaining single.

When asked about past romances or whether she’s ever had a husband, Madeline always replies: “I’ve never had one. That’s why I’m this age.”

Meanwhile, here’s stunning, sexy and single Kylie Minogue celebrating her 50th birthday. Just saying…