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Going up...

Shooting stars There’s so much mediocre, unoriginal comedy on telly... but every now and then, a gem slips through the net. Barry (Sky Atlantic) is about a hitman who goes to LA for work and accidentally catches the acting bug. It’s refreshingly good, clever and different... and most of all, beyond LOL. Please catch up and start watching it ASAP so there’s definitely a second series.

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These winesoaked exfoliation pads promise to gently buff away dead skin cells and impurities thanks to a lactic acid-rich formula. Far more importantly though, they could be sucked in an emergency.

Going down...

Dire-follicle Apologies in advance if I jinx us, but apparently we’re having a summer this year. There have been developments since the sun was last out, though – sunburnt hair is now something we have to worry about. Funnily enough, the same people who discovered it also sell the myriad products you need to prevent it. Show them who’s boss by staying indoors until it’s winter. Foot shocker Someone has made Crocs with socks attached. Funny, I thought they were ugly enough already but obviously not.